Wanted: Black hemp shoes

Should I get them?

Damn it.

I went to the Vans store in Old Town Pasadena to check out some shoes. They had this new pair of hemp shoes, but they were brown and I'm looking for black shoes.

So, I asked the salesperson if they had them in black. "I don't think they make them in black," she replied.

Thus, today, I almost bought these brown hemp shoes at the Vans Store. Thankfully, I got caught up at Barneys in Old Town Pasadena and had a few too many.

Fortunately, however, I came home and checked out the Van's website and found these black hemp shoes.

Anybody else shopping for black hemp shoes?